Amaingly Simple Home remedies

1. If you are choking on an Ice Cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat.Presto the blockage will instantl disappear.

2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting
someone to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with Mrs. about lifting toilet seat by
using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure suffers; simply cut yourself and
bleed for a few minute,thus reducing the pressurein your
veins.Rember to use a timer.

5.A mouse clock placed on top of you Alarm Clock,will prevent
you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the
snooze button.

6. If youhave a bad cough,take a large dose of Laxatives,then
you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need 2 tools in life-wd-40 and duct tape.If it
doesn't move and should use wd-40.If it shouldn't move and does use Duct tape.

Daily Thought For The Day:Some People are like Slinkies,Not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.