Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells
her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks:

"What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"


The woman replies, "It's Frank. The midget."


It's rarely rocket science, it's usually just math: then again if you can't do the math.......