from BBC
A man was in court for a double murder and the judge said: 'You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner.'
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out: 'You *******!'
The judge continued: 'You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner.'
Again the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out: 'You ******* *******!!!'
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the court room, and said: 'Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?'
The man at the back of the court stood up and responded: 'For 15 years I've lived next door to the accused and every time I asked to borrow a ******* spanner, he said he didn't have one!