>>?
>> Investment tips for 2008 - For all of you with any money left, be aware
>> of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor
>> and make some BIG bucks.
>>
>> Watch for these consolidations in 2008.
>>
>> 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.
>> R.Grace Co. Will merge and become:
>> Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
>>
>> 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and
>> become:
>> Poly Warner Cracker.
>>
>> 3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:
>> MMMGood.
>>
>> 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will
>> merge and become:
>> ZipAudiDoDa.
>>
>> 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
>> FedUP.
>>
>> 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
>> Fairwell Honeychild.
>>
>> 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
>> Poupon Pants.
>>
>> 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
>> Knott NOW!
>>
>> And finally ..
>>
>> 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
>> Titty Titty Bang Bang
>>
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