Dick Cheney and George Bush were having breakfast at the WhiteHoue.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like , and he replies, "I'd like some oatmeal and some fruit."
And for you Mr. President?
George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and a slight grin.
"How about a quicky this morning?"
"Why, Mr President!" the waitress exclaims,
"How rude!" You're starting to act like President Clinton" and the waitres storms away.
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers....."It's pronounced 'quiche".

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