A French doctor says Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.

A German doctor says That's nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

The Russian doctor says In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.

A n American doctor, not to be outdone, says You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brain out of Illinois , put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.






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