This is a joke! There were no small animals or people harmed while typing this joke.


Bad start to a morning......

On the way to the office this morning, I rear-ended a car. Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf, poor bastard.

He looked at his dented car
and then looked up at me and said "I am not happy"

I said, "Well, which one are you then?"

That's how the fight started...

Reality..What a concept!