A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's, Home Depot, or Sams customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you
or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car
as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start
wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts
almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to
look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and
instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start
undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th,
20th, 24th, & 29th. Also August 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th,
20th, 21st,23rd, 24th, and 30th three times last Monday and very
likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take
advantage of older men.

Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for
$1.99 at K- Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat
at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth
to Lowe's, Home Depot, and Costco.



Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol