NASCAR NEWS
Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew. This announcement followed
Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme to
employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about
by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were
able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper
equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8
seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was
thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team
as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more
than he bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only
was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6
seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme,
altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Kasey Kahne for 10 cases of
Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the
shower.


Last edited by Shopgirl; 01/25/09 02:07 PM. Reason: Driver error, I stand corrected by Pug!
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