Tim was at the clubhouse having a drink one evening when he bumped into Chuck, "hows it going Chuck?" he says, to which Chuck replies in a very gravely voice "not too good" "why is that ?" Tim asks, to which Chuck replies "as you know I just finished a round of golf with Rebecca, well we were down on the 17th hole when she drove the ball clear down to the green, then I took my turn, when we arrived at the green I found my ball right away but Rebecca couldn't find hers anywhere. We searched for a little while and thats when I noticed a horse off to one side, and wouldn't you know it Rebecca's ball was sitting squarely in its butt, so I grabs it tail and says to her..does this look like yours? and thats when she hit me in the throat with a nine iron.."

Reality..What a concept!