Why She Changed motels
Last week, she checked into the caravan park in
Bundaberg Queensland in a cabin and was a bit
lonely. She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see
advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad
for a guy calling himself Tender Toby - a very handsome
man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places,
thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six
pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a
sixpence off his well oiled bum.... You get the picture.
She figured, what the heck, I'll give him a call.
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" .. . . Oh
my, he sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated and she
rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great
massage, I'd like you to come to my room and give me
one.. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it
hard, I want it hot, and I want it now.. Bring
implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything
you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and
heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup
and whipped cream, anything and everything, baby. Now
how does that sound?"
He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you
need to press 9 for an outside line."
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