I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.


* Someone stole all my credit cards but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

* We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

* My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night; only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .