New Wine for the 50+

I kid you not....
New Wine for Seniors


Canadian vintners in the Niagara Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people will have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as



PINO MORE







I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE

a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .