The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blond looked at Bob and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blond replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"
Just as the blond placed her money on the bar,
The guy on the ledge
Did a swan dive off the building,
Falling to his death.

The blond was very upset,
But willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news,
So I knew he would jump."

The blond replied, "I did, too,
But I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money.
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Im Bald wink


a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .