A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head
to foot. The doctor comes in and says, 'Ah, I see
you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably
won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the
freeway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again
and everything, but..... something happened. I'm trying
to break this gently, but the fact is, your willy was
chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it.'
The man groans, but the doctor goes on,
You've got $9000 in insurance compensation
coming and we have the technology now to build you
a new willy that will work as well as your old one did
better in fact! But the thing is, it doesn't come
cheap. It's $1000 an inch.'
The man perks up at this. 'So,' the doctor
says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you
want. But it's something you'd better discuss with
your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and
you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put
out. But if you had a nine inch one before, and you decide
only to invest in a five incher this time, she might be
disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in
helping you make the decision.'
The man agrees to talk with his wife. The doctor
comes back the next day. 'So,' says the doctor,
'have you spoken with your wife?'
I have,' says the man.
And has she helped you in making the
decision?'
Yes, she has,' says the man.
And what is it?' asks the doctor.
We're getting new countertops.
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