Here's an appropriate joke wink


Little Johnny had just moved to a new town.
Everyday after school he stopped at the corner store on the way home and bought a handful of candy.
After awhile the clerk in the store got to know him, and said, "Little Johnny…if you eat candy everyday you'll die young."
Little Johnny said, "My grandfather lived to be 96."
The clerk said, "Did he eat candy every day?"
Little Johnny said, "No he minded his own damn business!" grin

Pave the humans, save the whales.