Sexual Harassment

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee
machine, inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a
Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment
grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks:

'What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair
smells nice?'

The woman replies, 'It's Keith. The midget.

"All people smile in the same language"