BLONDE'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP


DEAR DIARY - DAY 1

All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses and make-up.
Really excited.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2

Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3

At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off
the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4

Won $800.00 in the ship's casino.
Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had
a Luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could
not be unfaithful to my husband.

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5

Pool again today. Got sun burnt, and went inside to drink at
piano-bar for rest of day..
Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is
charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night..
Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his
way with me, he would sink the ship.
I was shocked!

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6

Today I saved 1600 lives.

Twice.



"All people smile in the same language"