PEEING IN THE BUSHES

A little old lady is walking down the street,
dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand.
There's a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while
a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her.
'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that
bag...'

'Damn!' says the little old lady ...
'I'd better go back and see if I can find some of
them. Thanks for the warning!'

'Well, now, not so fast,' says the
cop. 'How did you get all that money? Did you steal
it?'
'Oh, no', says the little old lady.
'You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of
the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot
of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower
beds!' So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big
hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie
through the bushes, I yell: '$20 or off it
comes!''
'Hey, not a bad idea!' laughs the
cop. 'Good luck! By the way, what's in the other
bag?'
'Well', says the little old lady,
'Not all of them pay.

"All people smile in the same language"