Bad day at Hallmark

Ever wondered what happens when
Hallmark writers are having a bad day........


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My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.

Sorry!


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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

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Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"


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Congratulations on your wedding
day!

Too bad no one likes your
husband.


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How could two people as
beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?


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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,

someone to love..

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.


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I must admit, you brought
Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I
met you.

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As the days go by, I think of
how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it
for me.


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Congratulations on your
promotion.
Before you go...

Would you like to take this
knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.


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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad !

(Available only in Tennessee ,
Kentucky , West Virginia & of course Hope Valley )

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Happy birthday! You look great
for your age.

Almost Lifelike!


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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for
me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your
promise.

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We have been friends for a very
long time ..

let's say we stop?


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I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

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Congratulations on your new
bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the
father was?

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Your friends and I wanted to do

something special for your
birthday.

So we're having you put to
sleep.

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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay




"Hold on Tight To Your Dreams" ELO