The Worlds Shortest Books


THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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OTHER BLACK PEOPLE I'VE MET WHILE YACHTING
by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

by Hillary Clinton

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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton

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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J.. Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with introduction
by the Rev. Jesse Jackson

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AND, JUST ADDED:

Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
By Nancy Pelosi


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