A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box

of frozen crabs and asked a blonde, female

crew member to take care of the box for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the

crew's refrigerator.

He pointedly advised her that he was holding her

personally responsible for the crabs staying

frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and

proceeded to rant at her about what would

happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his

behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom

to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the

gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans

please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... so she took them home and ate

them.



Two lessons here:

1. Men never learn.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most men think!







Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol