> A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, you know I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.
> The social worker behind the counter said, your timing is
> excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old
> man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful
> daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes,
> and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the
> long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected
> to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you
> will have to satisfy all of her sexual urges. You'll be
> provided with a 2 bedroom apartment above the garage. The
> salary is $200,000 a year.
>
> The guy wide-eyed, said,
> "You're bullshittin' me!"
>
>
> The social worker said,
> "Yeah, well, you started
> it

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