An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling
down and cupping a hand to drink from the farm pond.

The Amish farmer shouts, 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben
darein geschissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows crap in it'.)

The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, 'I'm a Muslim, I don't
understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the
sacred tongue of
Islam, speak to me in English.'

The Amish farmer replies, 'Use two hands, you'll get more

a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .