Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.

We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big [#%!] red mark on his forehead.

Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. Dumb ass.

Live so that when you arise in the A.M, Satan shudders & says..
'Oh sh t..she's awake!'