jhill123 You Checked ??
I wasn't using "U" calender
, I must of been in a ground-hog loop.
Let's think about this, a year can only start on one of seven days, so there are seven possible basic calendar years. Add leap years, and there are fourteen basic calendars. Now fourteen calendars get cycled through regularly, in fact 2010 uses the exact same calendar as 1999. That's eleven years, not 823. Two Points jhill123
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I dialed a number and got the following recording:
"I am not available right now, but
Thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
Beep.. If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."
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( I LOVE THIS ONE! )
My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends!"
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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
and Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yes, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad had a heart attack & our driver ran away.
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A women asks man who is traveling with six children, "Are all these kids yours?"
The man replies, "No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer complaints".
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A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?"
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential."
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Nominated as the best short joke this year...
A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mom" he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet," she replied.
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