> > > > > > As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in > > > beer there is freedom, in > > > water there is bacteria. > > > > > > > > > In a number of carefully controlled trials, > > > scientists have > > > demonstrated > > > that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the > > > end of the year we would > > > have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia > > coli, > > > (E. Coli) - bacteria > > > found > > > in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo > > of > > > poop. > > > > > > > > > However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking > > > wine & beer (or > > > tequila, > > > rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has > > to > > > go through a > > > purification > > > process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. > > > > > > > > > Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health > > > > > > > > > Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk > > > stupid, than to drink > > > water and be full of poop. > > > > > > > > > P.S -There is no need to thank me for this > > > valuable information: I'm > > > doing it as a public service. 
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