I was talking to a little girl, who belonged to my friend, and she said she
wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats,
were
standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the
first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless
people."

"Wow - what a worthy goal." I told her, "You don't have to
wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and
mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take
you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can
give
him the $50 to use toward food or a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds. And while her Mom glared at me, she
looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy
come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

And I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."


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