My mates new Thai girlfriend told him, "A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship."

But he still wishes she didn't have one.



Just got a text from my mate saying he was going to kill himself and ignored it.

"Don't you think you should do something?" asked my wife .

"He's on T-Mobile," I replied, "the funeral was last week."

It's rarely rocket science, it's usually just math: then again if you can't do the math.......