inner peace

i'm passing this on to you because this definitly worked for me
and we could all use more calm in our lives.

a doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish
all the things you've started and, by following his simple advice, i have finally found inner peace.

i started looking around the house to find things i'd started but not finished and before i left the house this morning i finished off a bottle of merlot, a bottle of shhhhhardonnay,
a bottle of vodka, a pock of prungles, the remainder of a bottl
of prozack and valum sscription, cheeeesecak ana box of choclits.

yu av no ideer ow gud i feal. pleez sendis on to dose you feal
ar in ned ov innr peas.