Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC

If life is a waste of time,
And time is a waste of life,
Then let's all get wasted together
And have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC

Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LA

No matter how good she looks,
Some other guy is sick and tired
Of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC

At the feast of ego
Everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ

It's hard to make a comeback
When you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ

Make love, not war.
Hell, do both -
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT

If voting could really change things,
It would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

Congress!
Men's restroom - House of Representatives,
Washington , DC

Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hill s ,CA

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has a " T "in it such as tyres, tarts or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it !!!!!!!
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX............

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol