SPAGHETTI
For several years, a wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a
large sum of money if she would return to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support
until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born..
To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
"Honey" she said, "you received a very strange post card today"
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later", he said. The wife obeyed
and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Two with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce
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