i just stumbled onto this forum, GREAT! one of my favs....

elderly couple driving along, when in the rearview mirror the lights were flashing. the coger rolled the window down as the officer approached. they exchanged greetings and the officer asked if the driver knew why he had stopped them. the wife then, in a loud voice asked' whad he say? ' her husband told her in a loud voice, ' hes going to tell why he stopped us. ' she responded 'ok '. the officer said, 'you have a taillight out'. she asked again 'whad he say?'. her husband, he said 'we have a taillight out'. she again, ok. the officer asked, 'where you folks from? ' husband replies, 'goshen.' she again, 'whad he say?' husband replies ' he wanted to know where we are from.' ok again. the officer lowers his voice knowing the woman cant understand him and says' i got the wost piece of azz of my life in goshen', again she says 'whad he say? ' husband,'he says he thinks he knows ya.'