A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.
It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted
cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a
Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?"
Little boy: "What the f##k do you think?"

Reality..What a concept!