The madame opened the brothel door in Elko
County, Nevada, and saw a rather  dignified, well-dressed,
good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties.
   
     'May I help you sir?' she asked.

     'I want to see Valerie,' the man replied.
   
     'Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies.
Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the madam.
    'No, I must see Valerie,' he replied.
    
      Just then, Valerie appeared and announced to the
man she charged $10,000 a visit.
   
      Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten
thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went
upstairs.  After an hour, he  calmly left.
   
      The next night, the man appeared again, once more
demanding to see Valerie.  Valerie explained that no one
had ever come back two nights in a row as she was so
very expensive.  There were no discounts and the price
was still $10,000.
   
      The gentleman did not blink an eye.  Again, he
pulled out a wad of cash, gave it to Valerie, and they went
upstairs...After an hour, he left.
   
      The following night the man was there yet again.
Everyone was astounded  that he had come for a third
consecutive night, maybe a record in the  history of
brothels in Nevada , which date back into the early
1800's.  But without hesitation, he paid Valerie the ten
grand and off they went upstairs.
   
      After their session, Valerie said to the man, 'No one
has ever been with  me three nights in a row. Where are
you from?'
      The man replied, 'Billings, Montana.'
    
      'Really', she said. 'I have family in Billings.'
      'I know.' the man said. 'I regret to tell you, but
your sister died, and I am her attorney.  She asked me to
give you your $30,000 inheritance.'
   
       The moral of the story is that three things in life are
certain:
         1. Death
         2. Taxes
         3. Being screwed by a lawyer tired