A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when
her car broke down.
An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a
nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and then rode off.

The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would
let out a 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it echoed from the
surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the
local service station, yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode
off.

'What did you do to get that Indian so excited?' asked the
service-station attendant.

'Nothing,' the woman answered. 'I merely sat behind him on the horse,
put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I
wouldn't fall off.'

'Lady,' the attendant said, 'Indians don't use saddles.'



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