Signs that things aren't going so well:
1) You got mad at your girlfriend, so you deflated her.
3) The only date you've had is a fruit.
5) Your marriage counselor just got divorced.
4) Snooki is under the category "people who inspire you" on Facebook.
19) A gay man falls in love with you. He doesn't realize you're a woman.
1)You have chocolate stains on your work-out clothes.