Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style.." The eight contestants will all start in Dallas , then drive to Waco , Austin , San Antonio , Over to Houston and down to Brownsville ....

They will then proceed up to Del Rio , El Paso , Midland , Odessa , Lubbock , and Amarillo . From there they will go on to Abilene , Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas .

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with different bumper stickers that read:

1. I'm a Democrat
2. I'm Gay
3. I love the Dixie Chicks
4. Boycott Beef
5. I Voted for Obama
6. George Strait Sucks
7. Hillary in 2012
And
8. I'm here to confiscate your guns

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol