On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his new Ford Fusion
into a gas station in Gander. The pump attendant, who obviously knows
nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner
completely unaware of who the golfing pro is."How's she cuttin' bye" says
the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello"and bends forward to pick up the
nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the
ground. "What are dose?" asks the attendant. "They're called tees"
replies Tiger. "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the
attendant. "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Well Jaysus", says the Newfoundlander, "Ford tinks of everyting!

a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .