That reminds me of an old joke....Abdul was digging around in some ruins one day and came across an old lamp. He decided what the hell and gave it a rub, much to his surprise out popped a Geni and said "your wish is my command" to which our swarthy friend replied "Geni Geni quite profound, make my pecker touch the ground" and Poof! his legs fell off.

Reality..What a concept!