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> A woman goes to her boyfriend's
> parents' house for Christmas dinner.
>
> This is to be her first time meeting
> the family and she is very nervous.
> They all sit down and begin eating a
> fine meal.
>
> The woman is beginning to feel a
> little discomfort, due to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
> The gas pains are almost making her
> eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a
> bit and lets out a dainty fart.
>
> It wasn't loud, but everyone at the
> table heard the poof.
> Before she even had a chance to be
> embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been
> snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice,
> 'Skippy!'.
>
> The woman thought, 'This is great!'
> and a big smile came across her face.
> A couple of minutes later, she was
> beginning to feel the pain again.
> This time, she didn't even hesitate.
> She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.
>
> The father again looked at the dog
> and yelled, 'Dammit Skippy!'
>
> Once again the woman smiled and
> thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip.
> This time she didn't even think
> about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
>
> Once again, the father looked at the
> dog with disgust and yelled, 'Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before
> she shits on you!' blush[/size]

Last edited by Chachacoconut; 01/27/08 06:59 AM.
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