a blonde and a redhead are walking down the street when they notice the redheads boyfriend at the flower store.
"oh crap,, he's buying me more flowers" sez the redhead.
"what,, you don't like flowers?" the blonde asks.
"oh, i like flowers all right. but they always come with expectations. i don't want to spend the next week with my legs in the air".
"what? you don't have a vase?"