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1.0 out of 5 stars AWFUL MISLEADING SLY PRODUCT!!!, December 10, 2012
By N. M - See all my reviews
This review is from: WSWS - Simply Slice Strawberry Slicer (Kitchen)
I bought this strawberry slicer as I was fed up of the countless hours I spent slicing up strawberries and other soft berries for my husband and two children. I felt such an investment was wonderful for a housewife like me, and would certainly improve the lives of my beloved family too! HOW WRONG I WAS. We got on well at first, when I would come home from the shops the strawberry slicer would help me unload my bags and we'd discuss hot topics like 'celibacy' and 'Mitt Romney'. My suspicions were first raised when I saw the strawberry slicer leaving my bedroom one morning. 'What are you doing in there?' I asked, foolishly! 'I'm sorry, I was checking for small fruit to slice!' they replied. How naive I was to trust that strawberry witch. Very soon after, my husband began working from home a lot, often sending me on long and pointless journeys for 'condoms' and 'watch batteries'. One day, after clearing out the sexual supply store for the tenth time that month, I arrived home early to find him KNEE DEEP IN SLICED STRAWBERRIES WITH THE STRAWBERRY SLICER CLINGING TO HIS NAKED HAND. Needless to say, a messy divorce followed, we must keep civil for the lawyers sake but IF YOU ARE READING THIS BRIAN I HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU GET PUNCHED IN THE FACE FOR CHRISTMAS
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