An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. 'Hey, how much you charge for the hour, sister?' he asks.

'$100,' she replies.

In broken English he says 'Do you do Immigrant Style?'

'No' she says.

'I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style.'

'No', she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

'I pay you $300.'

'No', she says.

'I pay you $400.'

'No', she says.

So finally he says, 'OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style.'

She thinks, 'Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now. I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the world. How bad could Immigrant Style be?''.

So she agrees .

Afterwards, tthe hooker turns to him and says.. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style'?'

The illegal immigrant replies 'You send bill to Government.'

a lethal combination of smart dairyair and dumb dairyair .