champion,
Please add the following to your shortest book list:

MY LIFE AS A COMPASSIONATE MAN
By Rush Lindbaugh

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HOW I TRULY EARNED MY YALE DEGREE
By George W. Bush

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I WAS CHOSEN BECAUSE OF MY CREDENTIALS
By Sarah Palin

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TRIKLE DOWN ECONOMICS DOESN'T BENEFIT THE RICH
By Ronald Reagan
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I AM NOT RUSH LIMBAUGHS BOY TOY
By Glenn Beck

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101 THINGS TO DO AT AN AIRPORT BATHROOM
By Larry Craig

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NO, I AM NOT A STUPID SCARY BIGGOTED REDNECK THAT LOOKS LIKE CURLY FROM THE THREE STOOGES

By Dick "Shotgun" Chaney
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