*CAUTION* could be edited!

a man goes to the senior home to visit his 80 year old mom. when he finds the head nurse she begins to explain that she is glad he is here as 'mom' has been causing some trouble.
"what is she doing?" he asks.
"go down the hall to the lunch room and see for your self".
he walks down the hall and as he enters the lunch room he see's his mother. she is wearing her usual moo-moo and pink slippers.
she is going to each table that has old men sitting at it, lifting her moo-moo and saying "SUPERPUSSY". she does this in front of each man. he is watching her as she finds a table with only one senior man at it. she hobbles up to him, lifts her moo-moo and hollars "SUPERPUSSY".
the old man scratches his chin and says, "i'll have the soup please".