A redneck was walking home late at
night and saw a woman in the shadows.

''Twenty dollars' she whispers. Bubba had never
been with a hooker
before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty
bucks. So they hide in the bushes.

They're 'engaged' for a minute when all of
a sudden a light flashes on
them. It is a police officer.

'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.
'I'm making love to my wife!,' Bubba answers sounding annoyed.

'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'

"Well, neither did I, 'til ya shined that light in her face!"

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol