a traveling salesman walks up to the house and knocks on the door.
the door opens and there stands a kid, about 8 yrs. old in his underwear, a hat, sunglasses.
he has a big cigar in one hand and a bottle of jack daniels in the other.
the salesman looks at him and asks,,"uh, hi son. are your parents home?"
the kid replies, "what the f**k do YOU think?"