New Wine for Seniors (or Ernie's Birthday party?)

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic..

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as









PINO MORE

It's rarely rocket science, it's usually just math: then again if you can't do the math.......