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> >Lucky night at the bar.
> >A guy had an interesting experience recently involving an 'older' woman he
> >met at a bar. She looked pretty darn HOT for 65.
> >She was drinking quite a bit and, while they were chatting, she came right
> >out and asked him if he'd ever had a 'sportsman's double' - a mother and
> >daughter threesome.He said no, but she might be able to talk him into it.
> >So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth and, looking directly
> >into his eyes, says, 'Tonight's your lucky night.' So they go back to her
> >place, she clicks on the hall light right as they enter her place, and she
> >shouts upstairs:'Mom! You still awake?'
> >


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